Trip n rip
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Origins/Etymology

The Trip n Rip maneuver was invented by Katherine Montgomery and Danielle Ibrahim in 2004 at their home in Ann Arbor, Michigan after a night of heavy drinking. It has since mushroomed into a underground sexual cult the likes of which Michigan has never seen before.

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Definition

The Trip n Rip maneuver is a form of sexual advance which may be carried out on either a sober or inebriated (CONSENTING!) party. The title is demonstrative of the nature of the maneuver – indeed, one quite simply trips the consenting party and in the process grabs hold of a piece of clothing from either hemisphere. Theoretically, the force of gravity should be enough to rip the clothing, leaving the party exposed and horizontal. In the experience of its practitioners, the Trip N Rip has a 100% success rate of ensuring further sexual activity with the (consenting, mind you) party.

The Trip n Rip can be performed in a variety of situations, including but not limited to: pools and jacuzzis, bedrooms, bar rooms, abandoned factories, uninhabited mountainsides, living rooms, and hospital broom closets. Its creators Katherine and Danielle advise against its use in enclosed spaces as a concussion could result.

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Outgrowths

The Trip N Rip has several outgrowths tailored for particular situations. The most well known of these is the Trip N Slice, so coined by Jeff Kennedy in 2006. The Trip N Slice is designed to deal with resistant materials like leather jackets and heavy sweaters that do not rip easily. Unlike the Trip N Rip, the Trip N Slice requires good motor skills and is better left to those practiced in its use. If possible, slice the clothing article carefully and stealthily before the tripping motion is attempted. In the case of expensive fabrics, we find that the Trip N Slice has a lowered percentage of success due to the pissedoffedness of the receiving parties.