"LEAVE ME AND I'LL KILL YOU DEAD"

WARNING: PEOPLE WHO ARE MADE UNCOMFORTABLE BY THE KNOWLEDGE THAT KATIE IS NOT A VIRGIN SHOULD AVOID THE ENTRY BELOW AT ALL COSTS. THAT IS ALL. THANK YOU.

Preamble: The following is going to sound ludicrous. I am pretty sure that it is considered physiologically impossible by most accredited publications. Well, somebody fucking phone Dr. Kinsey because ever fucking word is the gospel fucking truth, and I am walking funny today because of it.

Snatches of my commentary from the bedroom last night should illustrate the situation beautifully.


After orgasm #3 ... "Hahaha .... you're pretty good at this."

Orgasm #5 ... "You're a genius."

Orgasm #7 ... "Huh, I think this is a record."

Orgasm #10 ... "Okay, um, this isn't normal."

Orgasm #13 ... "I feel like we should stop, this feels wrong somehow."

Orgasm #16 ... "Are you Jesus? Were you an immaculate birth? What the fuck?!"

Orgasm #18 ... "This isn't physically possible. This isn't physically possible."

Orgasm #22 ... "Okay, now you're just doing it because you think it's funny."

Orgasm #24 ... "Leave me and I will kill you. Kill you dead."


24. You read that right. And no -- no, I am not shitting you.